you ever been left? Have you ever left someone? Surely at least one of these two experiences did you try and just as certainly not been a pleasant thing.
Sometimes you get to a point in a relationship where you can not go on. Not for something that has happened, but rather for a incopatibilità background. You deep thinking for days asking whether it is only a temporary crisis, if you can still save something. But do not talk about it, it's over. And this time, deep thinking about what you say, how to say it and when. Days pass, spend their nights and you are not the right words.
Then finally you find yourself face to face with the unsuspecting mate 'and you think you would rather be at home watching any of the programs of Maria De Filippi, rather than look into his eyes and tell him how things are.
You do not pay someone to take matters?
Well, we thought someone in Germany! Contacting the Trennungsagentur can finally lift the soul from this tedious task and with a - I would say definitely - small fee, you can now download your partner without sleepless nights and not even want to look at the De Filippi.
For € 19.95 you can choose between two convenient options, as appropriate: "I leave you, but let's be friends" or the more dramatic "Leave me alone," both performed by telephone.
For € 29.95, however, the agency takes care of the person to write a letter on your behalf, following your instructions and your wishes.
Finally, the most effective solution: for only € 49.95 (children, is a bargain!) The agency sends a incaricato in loco - e dico in loco - per comunicare la tua decisione al diretto interessato. Da notare che si può scegliere anche il tono della conversazione, che può andare da "delicato" a "senza pietà".
Insomma, l'efficienza tedesca al tuo servizio. E se non è efficienza questa!
Santo Cielo, dove andremo a finire, diceva sempre la mia nonnina. Ah, quanto aveva ragione!
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